I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
“The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.”
The stories fairytales don’t tell (via fabulousbitch69)